A: I hate, hate, hate this merger because I hate long distance relationships, I don’t believe in them. So, you can’t move to Portland.
C: But when I mentioned that this afternoon you didn’t seem to mind. You were like, ‘move to Portland.’
A: I didn’t know that I was allowed to mind. I didn’t know if we were girlfriends. But then you said girlfriend you called me your girlfriend, so, I need to know, am I your girlfriend?
A: Okay, good! So, yeah, no, you’re not moving to Portland.